Home Videos Photos

Rod Stewart Shoved Cocaine Up His Butt! Srsly!

| Filed under: DrugsWacky, Tacky & True

rod stewart cocaine butt

Well that's one way to party like a rockstar…

Promoting his new tell-all — Rod: The Autobiography, Rod Stewart has confessed the most bizarre way he ever did drugs.

Instead of snorting the lil' white fairies, Rod actually began shoving the powder snow up his own butt. Yep!

He and Faces bandmate Ronnie Wood would do this after Ronnie became afraid of damaging his septum through the more traditional use of cocaine.

Rod bravely reveals:

"So we found another method of taking the drug. We put them in a little pill like the French do them, a suppository. We did that for a little while."

Welp! To each their own!

Luckily, Rod says the drugs never affected him the way it does others:

"As far as the drugs are concerned, I was never an addict. I was never, you know, in rehab. It never affected my family or my relationships. I was just a social user."

Unfortunately, we can't say the same about his son, Sean Stewart! Remember him on Celebrity Rehab??

Hmm… now we're thinking about Dr. Drew's biceps. Thank goodness.. we needed the image of Rod's powdery anus out of our head!! Ha

[Image via Mr. Blue/WENN.]

Tags: , , , , , ,

11 comments to “Rod Stewart Shoved Cocaine Up His Butt! Srsly!”



  1. 1

    So he could feel the rhythm of his heart, beating like a drum?

  2. TheNaytureBoy says – reply to this


    2

    HA! Booty bumps. That's so old school!

  3. Bree says – reply to this


    3

    How can he say he wasn't an addict, just because he didn't go to rehab, and that it didn't affect his relationships, when he resorted to shoving them up his ass?

  4. cj says – reply to this


    4

    Ha! Booty Bumps…. You can do that with pretty much any dissolvable drug if you want it to hit you like a bus.



  5. 5

    Never affected his relationships or his family? He's been married like 7 times! He controlled every relationship, until Rachel Hunter, then he had his assed kicked! Happens to the best of them. The best Rod Stewart quote I ever read was about his then wife Alana Stewart, Rod said when they were married that he had never met such a witty woman, and when they were getting divorced he said that he had never encountered a bigger bitch in his life! LOL!

  6. jham says – reply to this


    6

    When you're taking enough cocaine to damage your septum and THEN instead of freak out about the fact that you've done so much coke you've actually damaged your nose you find an alternate route . . . I'd say it's gone beyond light usage.



  7. 7

    i wonder what else he was mistaking for a suppository



  8. 8

    supositorys are your friends. OBC's are THE best. no big deal

  9. @v@ says – reply to this


    9

    This is tame compared to the urban legends about Rod Stewart's partying in the day.



  10. 10

    I had a friend that died from a cocaine wedgie.



  11. 11

    That was probably the same night he BLEW THE WHOLE SOCCER team and had to get his stomach pumped!