Our hearts are breaking over this social media celeb split!
But, Miz Ballinger stressed that her former flame didn't wrong her in any way, adding:
Instead, the singer clarified that they ultimately weren't a good fit together:
Chord, is that you in there!?
We hardly recognized you beautifully proportioned face underneath all that wild faux facial hair!!
Watch your back, Brad!!
Chord does such a convincing impression that Angelina Jolie might mistake his moneyballz for yours without even knowing it, LOLz!!!