Cue the wedding bells cigarettes!
In a weird twist,
[Image via Rob Rich/WENN.]
With a weather reporter like this, why would anyone pay for porn?
Coco Austin was one of millions affected by Hurricane Sandy last night, but she was determined to document the storm's horrendous onslaught!!
Ch-ch-check out the fascinatingly top-heavy vid (above) Ice-T's wife posted to YouTube shortly before Sandy made landfall!
The sound quality isn't great and it's hard to concentrate with her bountiful bosom bouncing in the breeze, but the weather behind her is CRAZY!!
"…The rain hurts your face when it touches you [and] you get wet so fast after being outside for [one] minute."
Yikes!! It must've been scary to face the terrible storm's wrath from one of heavily affected parts of New Jersey! We genuinely appreciate her efforts!!
Later she described the eery aftermath:
In total blackness.No power,streets r flooded.Its kinda creepy.I feel like I'm n Walking Dead show waiting on zombies 2 come out any minute
— Coco (@cocosworld) October 30, 2012
The Walking Dead?!
Oh no!! Whatever happens, do NOT look inside the barn!! LOLz!
We hope you, your loved ones, and everyone else in the region continues to stay safe and endure this terrible calamity!