What a horrible person.
At the time, the religious leader had written on Twitter:
[Image via Glynn County Detention Center.]
We don't even… Wow. Just… wow.
Since her parents are getting a divorce, her daddy is (possibly) a gaylord and her sister Jessica Simpson has traveled back in time — now is the PERFECT time for Ashlee Simpson to return to the music scene!
The blonde singer popped back into the wide world of relevance Wednesday, by releasing a music video teaser for (what we're guessing is) her new single Bat For A Heart!
Think you're ready for a sneak peek at Ash's comeback?? PRESS PLAY (above) to see the most hipsterific 51 second video you have ever seen!
Bat For A Heart is NOT folky AT ALL!
We think Mz. Simpson sounds like Lana Del Rey, and looks like the Black Swan! LOLz!