All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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We don't even… Wow. Just… wow.
Since her parents are getting a divorce, her daddy is (possibly) a gaylord and her sister Jessica Simpson has traveled back in time — now is the PERFECT time for Ashlee Simpson to return to the music scene!
The blonde singer popped back into the wide world of relevance Wednesday, by releasing a music video teaser for (what we're guessing is) her new single Bat For A Heart!
Think you're ready for a sneak peek at Ash's comeback?? PRESS PLAY (above) to see the most hipsterific 51 second video you have ever seen!
Bat For A Heart is NOT folky AT ALL!
We think Mz. Simpson sounds like Lana Del Rey, and looks like the Black Swan! LOLz!