WHY ARE FARTS SO FUNNY/HOW DID WE MISS THIS!
A big ole butt toot!
Well, you're going to have to press PLAY (below) to decide for yourself!
Yuuup! They ARE officially man and Vampire Queen!
So, what exactly went down?
"The couple tied the knot in a small ceremony with close family and friends. The bride wore a custom Chantilly lace mermaid gown by Carolina Herrera with sleeves and striped ribbon waist detail."
That's so sweet, and not at all what we'd expect from Mrz. Wood!
We assume this wedding is (thankfully) NOTHING like what ERW had planned with her first fiancé Marilyn Manson.
We're are SO happy these two crazy hipster lovebirds have finally settled down.
Congrats you two!
[Image via WENN.]