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Jessica Simpson may be going through a rough time right now, but she's not going to let that ruin her holiday!
The Fashion Star judge kicked modern couture to the curb for the night, opting instead for a boobalicious barbarian getup straight out of Skyrim!
That must have only made things harder on hubby Eric, who was desperately trying to keep his Johnson covered in a Scottish kilt.
We're not sure if he was going Braveheart or Brave, but either way, we are into it!
Baby Maxwell was going to wear a metal bikini to go with her mom's fantasy motif, but in the end she was just too chicken! LOLz!
What an absolutely adorable fam! LOVE it!!
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