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Sounds like the X Factor head honcho felt his dingy $2 million trailer was in desperate need of some upgrades!
As you may remember, Simon's trailer that he had for XF filming on the CBS lot last year was two floors with mirrored ceilings, Italian leather and 3D TVs!
So just what kind of renovations has Simon ordered?
“Simon Cowell is now having his trailer redecorated and a Jacuzzi bathtub is being installed. A construction team has been working tirelessly around the clock to finish before the live shows begin. The whole space around the trailer is a mess with all the work that’s going on.”
Dayum! Guess he wanted to feel right at home, huh?! LOLz!
Though, it seems one judge isn’t too happy with Cowell claiming his throne as the king the CBS lot, and that’s Dancing With The Stars judge, Bruno Tonioli!
A source revealed:
“He's pi**ed and has been complaining about it. He's even more annoyed that the massive two-story trailer is blocking all the sunlight.”
Hey, after being cooped up inside a dark studio all day, we’d get sensitive over our trailer neighbor blocking the sunlight, too!
Now, now, you two! Can’t we all just get along???
Maybe Simon could even invite Bruno over for a tour and some ginger tea! Ha!
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