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If we were to tell you to guess what Paris Hilton was costumed as (above), you would be saying things like, "A princess! Sexy dining room drapes! Herself on a Tuesday night!"
"How do you like my Honey Boo Boo #Halloween costume?"
That's because nothing about this says HBB. There's no indicator AT ALL! It's like going to a party wearing a straight jacket and asserting that you're dressed as Gary Busey (we kid, we kid!)! Plus, sexualizing the costume of a kid just doesn't seem right.
We're glad she had a more recognizable costume ready to go (what happened to the last one?), which you can clearly see (below) is Robin. Though, maybe she's going for a Honey Boo Boo's-Secret-Identity-Is-Robin type of thing, in which we're all for it!
What were U for Halloween??
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[Image courtesy Paris Hilton.]