No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
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Every time you open your mouth you invite someone to use it as a scrotum holster!!
Ch-ch-check out a clip from last night's Colbert Report (above), where Stephen graciously gives Donald extra time to open wide for charity, LOLz!!
Come on, Mizter Trump!!
If you really loved philanthropy, you'd close your eyes, open wide, and earn your favorite charity a cool $1 mil!!