Every time you open your mouth you invite someone to use it as a scrotum holster!!
Just as Donald Trump extended his "heartwarming extortion" to President Obama because of Hurricane Sandy, Stephen Colbert is extending his!
Ch-ch-check out a clip from last night's Colbert Report (above), where Stephen graciously gives Donald extra time to open wide for charity, LOLz!!
Come on, Mizter Trump!!
If you really loved philanthropy, you'd close your eyes, open wide, and earn your favorite charity a cool $1 mil!!
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