When Chris Brown opens his mouth, beautiful music often comes out.
This time, however, it opened just wide enough to fit his foot in there!
CB's attorney said:
"I don't dance, you don't talk."
HA! Now that is a courtroom smack-down!
Chris went before the judge seeking permission to travel internationally for an upcoming tour.
As a convicted felon, still on probation after beating Rihanna mercilessly in 2009, the singer is usually not permitted to leave the States.
The judge must be a fan, though, because Chris can take off so long as he checks back in upon his return.
We aren't sure why the judge sided with him, but we bet it helped CB didn't dress as a Taliban affiliate.
And we have even more good news for Breezy!
Even when they're still on probation, convicted felons in California are eligible to vote!
[Image via Splash News.]