This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
First of all, why would anyone try to resist the love of Johnny Depp in the first place!?!
Okay, okay — so Amber Heard was probably doing the logical thing when she (reportedly) told him they needed to cool it down after their love affair became the subject of every Hollywood enthusiast's coffee chat.
Not only was everyone talking about it earlier this year, both had just exited long-term relationships. So being single for a while sounded like the smarter thing to do.
But leave it to Captain Jack to "woo said strumpet" back into his loving, seXXy arms!
Sources say she finally gave in to his charms after he sent her roses and poems EVERY DAY throughout September. So one day in October she hopped a jet and flew to his private island for a lil' love-fest.
Sigh… what a life!
One source elaborates by saying:
"Although Amber and Johnny have electric chemistry, she felt that as they are both out of long-term relationships, they needed to be single for a while. Johnny didn’t give up though — he missed her so much over the summer."
"They both love literature and the way he tried to win her back totally worked. Once they flew to his island in the Bahamas for a romantic break a couple of weeks ago, they were back on as a couple."
"Johnny's the type to fall hard and he’s vowed not to let a girl like Amber, who’s beautiful and intelligent, slip through his fingers. She has now moved her toothbrush back into Johnny’s LA mansion and the couple are spending almost every night together."
Moved her toothbrush back to his place, huh??
Sounds hot! Ha!
Guess his lil' July visit to Vanessa Paradis was nothing but platonic parenting!
We'll just have to wait and see if he ever ends up back on the red carpet with the bi-sexual starlet. But we hope so! If we can't have him, the only woman who seems perfect enough for him is Heard!
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