That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Apparently we weren't the only ones confused - and slightly freaked out - by the Halloween costumes Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson chose to wear to the festivities at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery Wednesday night, as during their new MTV interview last night, Josh Horowitz wanted to know just what exactly they were supposed to be!
And even though our beloved R-Patz says he got his mask from a 7-Eleven and KStew was wearing a pink wig and shades, this DOES NOT mean that she was re-enacting some of Britney Spears' more, ahem, 'erratic' moments during 2008!
In fact, she was paying tribute to something even older than that…Natalie Portman's BADASS character from the 2004 flick Closer!
Ch-ch-check out all of their costume comments (above)!
Too bad she didn't go ALL-OUT and wear the stripper threads the original character complimented with the wig!
Or she could have at least held up a sign that said "lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off!"
Then again, given her recent issues with infedilty, we guess we can understand why she would take the "less specific, the better" approach!
Hope you two had a SPOOKtacular Halloween!
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