This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Hold on to your dire wolves, kids — Kanye West released a trailer for his forthcoming flick, Cruel Winter, and it's friggin' cool.
The short will be the sequel to the his critically adored Cruel Summer and we're totes excited!
We realize the last dude who ranted this endlessly about the coming of a cold winter ended up with his head on a pike in Game of Thrones!!
Speaking of President Bush, ch-ch-check out George H.W. narrating the hauntingly vague teaser filled with dying trees (above)!
This whole project is so strange, but we can understand Kanye's obsession with the seasons!
Summer means Kim Kardashian wears bikinis!!
Winter means her classically curvy figure keeps him warm at night, LOLz!!