Looks like Paris Hilton will be Gone THROUGH November!
The heiress was recently cast in a movie that is filming mostly in Cappadocia, Turkey!
Yarmani, the story of a young Turkish boy who becomes a fashion guru to the stars, will begin shooting next week and is expected to film for three weeks.
River Viiperi is going to be alone for three weeks?! In hot guy time, that's practically a year! We sure hope no one else tries to swoop in and take that fine fella.
That would be DISGUSTING of a person!
(RIVER! IT'S US! WE WERE WONDERING IF THERE WAS ANY CHANCE YOU FLOWED BOTH WAYS LIKE THE NILE! IF SO, YOU–)
Oh hey, Paris! We thought you'd left already! We were just saying how much we like rafting! Well, gotta go! See you at the movies! LOLz!
[Image via Twitter.]