"In Shakespeare in Love I had to take my shirt off and be naked and I was worried because my grandad was a very conservative person. So before he got in the cinema, I told him that I had to do it because it was a very important role for me and all that. And he just said, 'Don’t worry, that will be like two eggs in a pan.'"
-Gwyneth Paltrow in Metro, revealing the awkward response her Grandpa had to seeing her tittays on the big screen
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