All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Do your happy dance, Elton John!!
Now that an Illinois judge has dismissed Guy Hobb's lawsuit, Elton can go back to more important things — like just being all-around fabulous!
You see, Guy thought Eltie robbed his song Natasha for EJ's 1985 hit, Nikita. But Elton was all like PSHHHH GRAMMY WINNERS DON'T NEED TO STEAL!
And the judge agreed.
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