We can barely keep up!
And as it turns out, this is all actually Kanye West's fault!
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Pinch us, because we're totes dreaming!
What's better than Ryan Lochte's cameo appearance on tonight's episode of 90210?!?
Absolutely nothing in the world!!!
Carmen plays Vesta, a Dita Von Teese disciple who, in additional to flaunting her sizable chest-ah, teaches Jessica Stroup how to work it on a burlesque stage!
In the stills we've seen (below), Nelly appears to play herself. Please, please, PLEASE let her rock out a few jams on the Peach Pit stage!!!
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