Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Pinch us, because we're totes dreaming!
What's better than Ryan Lochte's cameo appearance on tonight's episode of 90210?!?
Absolutely nothing in the world!!!
Carmen plays Vesta, a Dita Von Teese disciple who, in additional to flaunting her sizable chest-ah, teaches Jessica Stroup how to work it on a burlesque stage!
In the stills we've seen (below), Nelly appears to play herself. Please, please, PLEASE let her rock out a few jams on the Peach Pit stage!!!
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