No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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[Image via WENN.]
Eek! Even though it's low quality, the Avatar star's jailhouse avatar is frightening!
The last time we laid eyes on Sam Worthington, he had full locks of furry goodness on his head AND his chest!
Now?! Other than the paintbrush looking patch on his chinny-chin-chin, those hair follicles have been all but terminated!! Fred Durst, anyone??
We wonder if they were damaged when he was pepper sprayed in Hotlanta Saturday?!
Maybe his barber gave him a bad cut this weekend and that's why he was angry before arriving at Vortex!!
Either way, reports are surfacing that Sam's hairy situation may be at an end. Apparently witnesses failed to appear in court today and all charges against the 36-year-old Australian actor have been dropped.
We'd tell him to take a chill pill, but what if a side-effect is baldness?
[Image courtesy of Atlanta City Detention Center.]