If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Taylor Lautner is nothing if not a loyal pup!
And, even in a recent Cosmopolitan interview, when he was basically begged to comment on the scandal, Jacob didn't chose sides.
"To be honest, I’ve never been involved in any of those situations, so I don’t know [if trust can be regained]. It would be just a guess and a shot in the dark, and I don’t want to give that if I haven’t even been there myself."
Lucky you, good sir!!
Hopefully you'll never have to experience the heart-wrenching anguish your friends KStew and R-Patz likely endured!
Staying magnanimous, the 20-year-old even hunk threw in a positive quote regarding his ol' pal Kristen Stewart!
"Kristen is fantastic at everything she does. I’m always proud of her."
Aww, how sweet!!
You're a good guy, Taylor! We're sure you'd never cheat on a girl once you imprinted on her!!
[Image via Summit Entertainment.]