Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Ahhh! We gave the machines too much power!
In all started when we enabled them to do electronic banking and, apparently, allowing them to "count" up our votes is another step in the wrong direction!
Ch-ch-check out the vid from a concerned voter in PA who hoped to re-elect President Obama, but was thwarted by the evil robot overlord (above)!
Every time this civic-minded citizen tried to choose the Prez, evil-tronic voting machine forced him to cast his vote for Mittens!
Of course, we have no proof this is a robot conspiracy, but the only alternative is believing the Republicans participated in voter fraud!
It's time to defend yourselves against the robot apocalypse!!
We're living in the prequel to The Matrix, but Keanu Reeves isn't here to save us!!!
Our machine oppressors already run faster than cheetahs, and they're six times as smart!!
We're all DOOMED!
P.S. The polls are almost closed; don't forget to vote!!