And we have another victim!
Honestly, we're so confused about why this photo hacker hasn't been stopped yet!
And it's starting to seem like no one in Hollywood is safe!
Such a sad thing to keep happening.
HIDE YO RENESMEE! HIDE YO WIFE!!
AND HIDE YOUR EDWARD!!
CUZ THE VOLTURI IS COMIN' FOR ERRBODY OUT HERE!!
They think Nessie is an immortal child AKA a little baby that got the vampy bite as a kid a la Kirsten Dunst in Interview With the Vampire.
They're wrong, obviously…
But try to run and tell THAT to the main homeboy! DRAMAHHH!!!