It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
HIDE YO RENESMEE! HIDE YO WIFE!!
AND HIDE YOUR EDWARD!!
CUZ THE VOLTURI IS COMIN' FOR ERRBODY OUT HERE!!
They think Nessie is an immortal child AKA a little baby that got the vampy bite as a kid a la Kirsten Dunst in Interview With the Vampire.
They're wrong, obviously…
But try to run and tell THAT to the main homeboy! DRAMAHHH!!!