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HIDE YO RENESMEE! HIDE YO WIFE!!
AND HIDE YOUR EDWARD!!
CUZ THE VOLTURI IS COMIN' FOR ERRBODY OUT HERE!!
They think Nessie is an immortal child AKA a little baby that got the vampy bite as a kid a la Kirsten Dunst in Interview With the Vampire.
They're wrong, obviously…
But try to run and tell THAT to the main homeboy! DRAMAHHH!!!