Our hearts are breaking over this social media celeb split!
But, Miz Ballinger stressed that her former flame didn't wrong her in any way, adding:
Instead, the singer clarified that they ultimately weren't a good fit together:
Hoo-oo-ohhhh (we say with a flip of the hair)!!
But now we get to warm ourselves in the radiance of all the slap-happy comedic outtakes that didn't make it into the finalized, heavily improvised announcement (above)!
It's obvious to see these two are forever bestiez, but occasionally the perfectly manicured claws do come out…
Beware Kathy's sharply sarcastic tongue, dearest Cher! You don't want her slicing off a cheek implant!