And Xenu shivers in his alien space ghost boots!
Katie Holmes was spotted Monday practically attacking another man with her mouth (above)…
But unfortunately the dude is NOT a potential new manlover, but her acting costar from Dead Accounts, Josh Hamilton.
The pair shared an intimate moment on stage during the play's preview opening — Katie plays Lorna, the sister of a conman, and Josh portrays her romantic interest — and even though we know they are just acting, we can't help feel there are some REAL underlying sparks of love… even if Josh is a married man!
Well, at least not yet.
[Image via Splash News.]