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OH sh*t!! Lindsay Lohan really might get put in the slammer for REALZ!!!
Earlier today, we heard that Santa Monica authorities are thisclose to filing charges against the controversial starlet concerning her car accident in June.
The charges claim Lindsay LIED to police — which is a misdemeanor crime — when she said she was not driving the vehicle, when, in fact, multiple sources reveal she WAS.
Now it seems, not only will the charges get filed, but the LA city attorney's office is hoping Linds will serve the MAX amount of jail time for violating her jewelry theft probation by telling untruths!
Sources close to the attorney state:
"Once Lindsay is formally charged with lying to cops, the Los Angeles City Attorney's office will ask for a formal probation violation hearing. At the conclusion of the probation hearing prosecutors will ask the judge to sentence Lindsay to significant time in jail, up to one year. Prosecutors and cops think there is more than enough evidence for the judge to find Lindsay in violation of probation and are hopeful that this time, she will face the maximum penalty for lying to cops. Remember, the burden is much lower for a probation violation, just the fact that Lindsay will be charged with a crime is enough for her probation to be revoked and sent to jail."
That's some burning hot potato nuggets of legal justice!!
AND we also hear the truck driver Linds smashed into on the PCH with her rental porsche will testify in court!!
Ooooo Lindsay better get her story straight!
And perhaps its time she invest in ample amounts of soap on a rope!!
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