No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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As, Schoolhouse Rock would say - three IS the magic number.
"Liam asked if he could have my daughter's hand in marriage, and I said yes if I could be in his brother's next movie. Now, they [Miley and Liam] are going to have three weddings, so I'm thinking one movie with Chris, then we got the sequel to Liam's new movie coming out. They have got three weddings, that has to be three movies for me."
We think Billy Ray's math is a little bit off, but his achy breaky heart is in the right place!
Speaking of hearts, Billy Ray revealed this heartwarming exchange between him and his little girl.
Here's what he said:
"I actually sent her a note just last night that I do look forward to that moment whenever that time is. [I became emotional watching a speech by Indianapolis Colts coach Chuck Pagano.] During the halftime, he told his team he wanted another Super Bowl trophy and he had two daughters he wanted to walk down the aisle. When I saw that last night, this guy that's battling Leukemia, and the fact that he is talking to his team saying, 'I want to hoist that trophy and walk my daughters down the aisle.' I immediately texted Miley and said, 'I just want you to know, whenever you're ready, I'm going to be very proud to walk you down that aisle.' She was like, 'Daddy!' with two smiley faces! That coach and that moment touched me."
Wow, you've got our attention if you keep telling amazing stories like that!
But only share the ones where Miley is involved and/or the ones where you're needling Liam.
No, but seriously, only those ones!
We can't wait to be humming, here comes the bride - all dressed in white!
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