Uh-oh! It looks like Kylie Jenner is in trouble AGAIN!
Hmm... so essentially the gorgeous gal's palette is a better deal? You don't say!
Drunk Diane Sawyer is an American hero! All we wanted was her to try and say "Stephanopoulos" without hurting herself!
Sure, she was
clearly probably wasted beyond comprehension from a mixture of white wine, "happy pills" and sleep deprivation … but did she hide in her dressing room like a communist coward? NO!
Diane did what any freedom-loving 'Merican would do: She went to work shitfaced! LOLz!
Don't believe it? Press PLAY on the video (above) to see the sloppy amazing truth for yourself!
As Diane rattled on, inaudibly and incoherently at times, Twitterville was buzzing over
important election news Mz. Sawyer's obvious buzz during ABC's coverage of the election.
— Drunk Diane Sawyer (@DrnkDianeSawyer) November 7, 2012
No doubt the ghost of Benjamin Franklin was watching her with pride.
Next time you empty a bottle of Pinot in one gulp, think of Diane.
Gurlfriend, we salute you!