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Lindsay Lohan: The Cops Just Wanna Get Me Down, Man! I'm Freakin' Out, Man!

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Oooh, paranoia.

It doesn't exactly bode well for Lindsay Lohan's complexion.

But according to her friends, it's been her favorite look as of late as she's telling them all that the cops are just out to get her.

So of course this next part should be no surprise to you, perezcious readers…

She's still insisting she wasn't driving at the time of her nasty PCH crash. Despite multiple witness reports to the contrary, she's stickin' to her story!

Gurl's got balls! Gotta give her that!

Of course, the cops are sticking to theirs too. They're certain she lied to them, so they'll make sure she's prosecutedHARD in court. And she could face some serious jail-time. Like, for real this time.

She just hopes the court is at her mercy, cuz friends say she's terrified of Judge Stephanie Sautner's wrath, saying:

"One car accident could ruin everything for me."

Yeah, it could have also ruined everything for the innocent drivers and passengers around her, but luckily that wasn't the case…

Whatever! It's all in the hands of the court now. We'll see what happens, but how many of U are expecting the same ole' same ole?

[Image via Nikki Nelson/WENN.]

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12 comments to “Lindsay Lohan: The Cops Just Wanna Get Me Down, Man! I'm Freakin' Out, Man!”

  1. 1

    'Gurl's got balls'??? Nope. Just stupidity. If she actually took responsibility for her actions - then she would have balls.

  2. 2

    no Lindsey, it wasn't a car accident it was your lies. you lie as easily as you breathe. if you'd told the truth, nothing would've happened. you are such a delusional person, you actually believe if you say something it's true and that delusion prevents you from telling the truth even now. Time for lock up. no, it's actually way past time for lock up.

  3. 3

    dumbass, "the cops are sticking to theirs too. They're certain she lied to them, so they'll be prosecuting her HARD in court" cops DO NOT prosecute jerk, take a fucking 8th grade civics class.

  4. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    That skirt is SO short, ypu can just about see Gerard Butler's cum …or, well, perhaps his spit…..

  5. 5

    Re: texasannie – exactly, truth would have "set her free" instead the LIE got her in trouble. another prime example is bill clinton, getting a blow job in the oval office is not illegal, just imoral for a married man. nothing that can be prosecuted. His impeachment court was called because he LIED under oath to the hearing/grand jury. Truth would have "set him free". open to ridicule, but free.

  6. 6

    You lie to the law, you are responsible for your actions. You were driving and you lied…why?, I don't know, but you did. Now you are in trouble. You can't lie and steal your way out of everything. It comes back to get you! and it has.

  7. 7

    I really think she's a total moron. Everone knows she's a pathological liar, she has priors from DUI to theft, she's openly lied to the court appearance after appearance and she thinks sticking to her story will help her here??? Moron! Of course, the judicial system will let her skate, they always do, but it looks like she's fried anything that's left of her brain because her lies keep getting dumber and so does she.

  8. @v@ says – reply to this


    LYING to the police regarding who was behind the wheel while on probation is what could ruin everything for her. Someone check the wiring in her brain. She did it to herself. Truth matters.

  9. 9

    Re: @v@ – Lindsay didn't lie to the cops, this story is total BS! Like she would ever throw herself at the emrcy o the court, ha!

  10. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: vexer6 – Hope you're right for her sake.

  11. OBUMER THE MAGICAL JIG says – reply to this



  12. 12

    Re: vexer6 – Lindsay DID lie to the cops about who was behind the wheel, and she was turned in by one of her employees. The real question for me, is who knew when SHE was driving the car that not only was she violating her probation, but she was breaching the contract she had with the studio. People had to know, and had to turn a blind eye.