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Taylor Swift's Red Won't Stop Making Green!

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Swifty's album gives new meaning to the phrase 'Red hot!'

For the third week in a row, industry psychics and oracles experts predict Taylor Swift's latest effort will sit atop the Billboard 200 list!

Her loyal Swifties dropped enough cash to help Taylor beat out recent Ne-Yo and Aerosmith releases to reign supreme once again!

Color us unsurprised!!

From I Knew You Were Trouble to We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, this record churns out more hits than Derek Jeter!

And he plays baseball!

It's tragic, almost, that so many of Swifty's successful tracks are born out of heartbreak!

We hope her manager and agent aren't purposely setting her up with terrible men, LOLz!!

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20 comments to “Taylor Swift's Red Won't Stop Making Green!”

  1. MB says – reply to this


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    It won't stop making "green" you say? Yeah, but is it really any good? And when you really think about it, again, I'll say it again, it's only being sold to children. Just like the albums of every one of her friends in the music industry. And, what do children know about good music? That's right…. absolutely nothing. Zilch, nothing. She;s taking candy from babys. I can't imagine a woman over the age of 20, other than maybe her close friends and employees, who would listen to Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Mylie Cyrus, Justin Beiber, One Direction, Demi Lovato, or any like them, and take them seriously. MAYBE katy Perry, but only the dumb ones. I can't imagine, for the life of me, a mature woman that I would date, my type of woman, actually listening to any of the above. Adele, for sure, but she's good. Lady Gaga, yeah, Katy Perry, maybe, but they're tasteless.

  2. Layla says – reply to this


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    Well I'm over 20 and I love her music as do all of my friends and so do a lot of people. I went to her concert last year and the people there were predominately adults 17-30, and a lot of guys as well including the pro football team and kelly slater. I think it's easy to immediately assume that Taylors demographic does not go above age 20 but in truth her age demographic is much larger than Justin beiber, selena, One Direction and so on

  3. MB says – reply to this


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    Re: Layla – That's scary actually. A Pro Football team and Kelly Slater could be included as "friends" or the team were there to look for sex from the mostly "girl" audience. Remember, 20 is young, and while I wouldn't even look at a girl under 25 (only under 30 if she's cool, intelligent, and mature) it's legal. hahaha!

    I think it's pathetic and sad that in these times, anybody over the age of 25 (I really think 20 is a good cut off point) would listen to and enjoy the drivel coming from any of the child celebrities I listed in my first post.

    I don't believe you actually. That's horseshit.

  4. Fucking Allstar says – reply to this


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    ROFL MB you're a fucking joke. Lady Gaga and Katy Perry? Sorry how is singing about getting fucked in the ass or partying any better. You're the one with no taste in music. Btw Adele's overrated she whines about heartbreak too it's just that her voice sounds like someone from an older generation of music so people automatically assume her music is mature and deep even though the lyrics aren't.

    And for your information, Taylor's won countless awards from CMA, ACM and Grammy's most of which aren't decided by fan votes at all. I guess you know better than the associations that decide upon those awards right? What has Gaga and Katy Perry won? MTV awards voted by dumbass fans like you? Oh hey those are the same type of awards that Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, One-D and Demi Lovato win too?!!! Congrats you just made yourself look like a complete dumbshit.

  5. Fucking Allstar says – reply to this


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    Re: MB – ROFL MB you're a fucking joke. Lady Gaga and Katy Perry? Sorry how is singing about getting fucked in the ass or partying any better. You're the one with no taste in music. Btw Adele's overrated she whines about heartbreak too it's just that her voice sounds like someone from an older generation of music so people automatically assume her music is mature and deep even though the lyrics aren't.
    And for your information, Taylor's won countless awards from CMA, ACM and Grammy's most of which aren't decided by fan votes at all. I guess you know better than the associations that decide upon those awards right? What has Gaga and Katy Perry won? MTV awards voted by dumbass fans like you? Oh hey those are the same type of awards that Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, One-D and Demi Lovato win too?!!! Congrats you just made yourself look like a complete dumbshit.



  6. 6

    "this record churns out more hits than Derek Jeter!" Umm that really isn't that hard to do



  7. 7

    only WHITE GIRLS like this insipid immature little girl. I bet theres no blacks at her concerts. They hate her.



  8. 8

    and its not hard to stay no1 at a weak time of year for new releases and sales.

  9. TheKill says – reply to this


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    If her fans were only kids and little girls, then how come Miley Cyrus could barely sell a million in her prime? Selena Gomez? Hell, even Bieber??? They actually DO target the tween market and they barely sell. Some of you need to accept that you are the minority and Swift is pretty much universally liked all over the world.

  10. Layla says – reply to this


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    Im not sure why skin color has to come in the conversation, music is universal. If you look at youtube videos and her concert dvd you will see that there are actually a lot of nationalities that go to her concerts including african americans and anyway her dancers and background singers include african americans so…..

  11. prg says – reply to this


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    xtina is gonna knock her out of no 1 spot just wait and see lotus will rise on top



  12. 12

    God she is BUTT UGLY lol

  13. MB says – reply to this


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    Re: Fucking Allstar – Not that I like either of them

    Lets be clear here… I am completely indifferent to all music, especially pop music from about the mid 90's, until now.

    Music used to be my life, until it started to turned to pure garbage around that time, when I grew up and realized there are more important things in life than playing and listening to music.

    Sorry, all I read from your post was "MB you're a joke… Katy Perry and Lady Gaga", but I only listen to rock music. ONLY rock. Real rock. Pretty much anything else is a joke imo.

  14. MB says – reply to this


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    Re: Fucking Allstar – And another thing, when I listen to music, I listen to music. I don’t listen to just the singer, and I especially don’t listen to girl singers, especially if they are todays girls singers. I appreciate real instruments being played by talented people who understand tone and melody. I don’t want to hear somebody singing or talking over a computer. I don’t dance, and I don’t give a fuck about singers.

  15. MB says – reply to this


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    I guess you misunderstood me… what I meant was that I can understand an older, 30+ woman listening to Gaga, or Perry (although Perry is simple, and annoying) because they come across as “older”, I guess.

    Not that I wouldn’t be shooting dirty looks at my woman in the car who was listening to that shit though.

  16. MB says – reply to this


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    The last thing I'm gonna say is I am not a "fan" of adele, but if you call Adele untallented, or insinuate it…. you're a joke…

  17. Tian says – reply to this


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    Re: TheKill – Well said! I don't understand what kind of power that prompts people who hate her to spend (waste) their time commenting an artist they don't like. Probably because they have much of free time? o_O

  18. Tian says – reply to this


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    Re: MB – MB oh MB, I can't believe that in this era there's a person (creature) like you, who think that other things that aren't your cup of tea is considered garbage, tsk.
    It's like an egocentric toddler who likes white and blame other people for liking other colors. Yuck, that pretty much represents who you might be as a person. No offense, I might not be a better person, but I always try to respect other people, unless they want me to do otherwise.

  19. MB says – reply to this


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    Re: Tian – Hahahaha!

  20. MB says – reply to this


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    Re: Tian – You’re right. You really are absolutely right. I put too much into something that doesn’t really matter to me anymore, anyway. At worst, I end up listening to this crap on a radio somewhere in which case it doesn’t matter that much because chances are, I’ll be busy and it’ll be like a refrigerator motor or a car horn in the background. An afterthought.
    Unless you’re a professional musician, or in the business, people tend to grow out of this sort of thing. I did. Pop music is and has always been for the kids. I sometimes forget that, and the fact that “celebrity life” means exactly nothing to me. In fact it annoys me to hear about it. It's crazy, abnormal, and uninteresting. I don't know what would possess me to start looking for it recently.

    Hahahaha.