All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Now add in Pete Wentz as a hitchhiker, and we're just utterly speechless.
See them all invite you to Invisible Children's MOVE:DC.
Ch-ch-check out this inspiring video (above) and then also check this Breaking Bad inspired picture of President Obama … AFTER THE JUMP!!!