As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
We totally get it, Adele.
Trust us. We've been harboring a passion for the ginger prince for quite some time now!
Wonder how she let her celebrity crush slip?
"I'm after Prince Harry. I know I said I wouldn't go out with a ginger, but it's Prince Harry! I'd be a real duchess then. I'd love a night out with him, he seems like he'd be a right laugh."
The right laugh AND the right ride …back home. ;)
It seems like she gushed about her crush before she met baby-daddy Simon Konecki, cuz she also talked about her eHarmony membership:
"I just signed up for eHarmony. I can't put a photo of myself, so I don't get any emails!"
Ha! Well it looks like she didn't have to depend on it much. She and Simon are great together!
But back to the precious Prince… they should probably just make a baby together anyways. …for the sake of humanity, obviously!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]