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Dammn Cee-Lo Green! We never knew you were surrounded by so much lady-dramz! This puts your F*ck You song in a whole new light!
It's been a tough week for the eccentric Voice coach — the pussy-stroking dude was accused of drugging and sexually assaulting a chick at a sushi restaurant — and now reports have surfaced detailing a full on attack Cee-Lo endured from the slap-happy hands of two women last year in Miami Beach!
The police report from the incident states Cee-Lo met two ladies at a nightclub and had invited them back to his hotel room to
play with his Atari partAAy.
THEN the women reportedly began to get heated about something and angry at Cee-Lo, and the apparently VERY drunk pair were asked to leave… which they did NOT do, so Cee put his hands one of the girls' shoulders as a physical encouragement to get the f*ck out.
Well, the woman in question was NOT having it, and apparently called Cee-Lo a "fat f*ck" to which the artist replied, "You need to leave, Bitch." Eeeeeee!
Both parties then went outside, where — according to the police report — one of the girls began hitting and slapping Cee in the face while the other jumped on his back and started hitting him on his shiny, coffee-colored dome!
No one was charged with anything even though a report was filed, as the cops could not determine who started the fight.
Hoh jeeze. Well, we at least hope Cee didn't slip anything into either of these honeys' sushi… and we ain't talking about fish!
[Image via Retna LTD.]