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Daniel Craig's Skyfall Gives Sony Double-Oh Seven-Inch Bonerz With 'Amazing' Midnight Start

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Cha-Ching!

The overseas movie market was already stirred shaken up by the latest James Bond film, and it's now the highest grossing UK film of the year!

Daniel Craig is, thus far, performing quite explosively here, too!!

Skyfall premiered stateside yesterday to a whole crap-ton of cash!!

One Sony rep confirmed:

"We are off to an amazing start."

In fact, between an IMAX soft-opening Thursday and hugely successful midnight screenings, the Sam Mendes directed flick brought in $4.6 million alone!!

After the amazeballz Casino Royale and the mildly disappointing Quantum of Solace, it's wonderful to hear Daniel has the franchise back on track!!

We aren't sure what percentage of these flms' earnings are his, but it's certainly more than enough for Mzr. Craig to buy himself ten gold fingers.

Then what?!

A solid gold dong, perhaps? LOLz!!

[Image via Sony Pictures.]

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4 comments to “Daniel Craig's Skyfall Gives Sony Double-Oh Seven-Inch Bonerz With 'Amazing' Midnight Start”

  1. thebigboot says – reply to this


    1

    Please, for the love of god stop using bonerz in just about every one of your posts.

  2. Yonder says – reply to this


    2

    Something about him makes me want to lick strawberry jelly on the beach….

  3. Jason says – reply to this


    3

    Jesus!! Enough already with "bonerz" in your post headings!!! Get a male hooker and get laid already!!



  4. 4

    Perez, your meth use is evident. Every single reference to sex you make, we know you are suffering from meth addiction.