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Jurassic Park 3D Trailer Reminds Us Why Dinosaur Theme Parks Are A Bad Idea

| Filed under: Film FlickersSteven SpielbergSamuel L. Jackson

The first trailer for Jurassic Park 3D has debuted (above) and reminds us that the Tyrannosaurus Rex is STILL the scariest creature that has ever walked the planet.

Oh, and that dinosaur theme parks are and will always be a TERRIBLE idea. Ha!

Prepare to relive the wonder, the suspense and Samuel L. Jackson's cold, dead arm comforting Laura Dern's shoulder amidst a Velociraptor attack.

Sorry for the spoiler, but U have all had 20 years to see this movie. It's not our fault you're behind the times.

Fans will have the opportunity to pay a 3D premium to enjoy one of Steven Spielberg's best blockbuster's in the movie theater again on April 5, 2013.

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2 comments to “Jurassic Park 3D Trailer Reminds Us Why Dinosaur Theme Parks Are A Bad Idea”



  1. 1

    This movie is still awesome. I will be the first in line to see this in 3D.

  2. teeter totter says – reply to this


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    3D is a worse idea than dinosaur parks, gives me a headache. Hope this craze runs its course soon.