And it turns out…
According to the hunk:
[Image via WENN.]
Um… have a confession to make, Robert Pattinson??
Neither of which would please Kristen Stewart! HA!
To hear what TWO things would get R-Patz back into his gold contacts and sparkly special-effects, press PLAY (above)!!!
We are VERY optimistic about this!
If the Twilight spinoff doesn't pan out, perhaps Robby would be interested in making a Brokeback Mountain remake!