OMG! This is so sad!
The couple told us in a statement:
[Image via WENN.]
AHEM! Keep your hands above the water, where we can see them!!
JK, you guys — we aren't your parents!!
We actually think Rumer Willis and Jayson Blair's ultra-public displays of adorbzies tongue affection (SPDATA) are cute!!
Much to the delight of onlookers, they splish-splashed in the beautiful blue waters off of Miami Beach yesterday before cuddling up in a cabana on the sand!
Ch-ch-check out more of those pics (below)!
Wait a minute, she's reading 50 Shades Freed?!
Later that night we bet their canoodling upgraded from PG-13 to XXX!
Jayson is probably cruising for an awkward conversation with her father, Detective John McClane!!
Then again, Bruce Willis participated in several steamy love scenes himself — he remembers what it's like to be young!!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]