Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We suppose it was inevitable!
We're just surprised it took so long!!
Hoping to tap into the same market E.L. James' novels' conquered, Simon & Schuster plan to release two more in a similar vein next year.
Beautiful Bastard and Beautiful Stranger, written by Christina Hobbs and Lauren Billings, is set in (what we assume must be) a very kinky office.
Twi-Hard panties will surely moisten each time Boss Edward tosses Assistant Bella onto a Xerox machine and rams his stapler into her supply closet!!
We wonder what's next! Edward and Bella in space?
On a 15h Century pirate ship?!
We cannot wait to read them all!
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Tags: 50 shades of grey, beautiful bastard, beautiful stranger, books, christina hobbs, el james, erotic fiction, film flickers, kristen stewart, lauren billings, robert pattinson, simon and schuster, twilight