Well this is certainly a strange date night!
How do we know?
You'd think they wanted to dance to the music together!
Ch-ch-check out their videos (below)!!!!
Oh Bella, you delicate pre-vampire flower!
While it's obvious that Edward and Jacob are SUPER protective of their awkward, bumbling ladylove throughout Stephenie Meyer's fantastical saga, the emphasis that the Twilight books put on making sure the character of Bella is harm-free only becomes SUPER apparent when watching the AWEsome Save Bella super-cut (above)!
The video — compiled from all Twilight movies pre Breaking Dawn - Part 2 — is HIGHlarious, but also rather disturbing!! Bella is actually kind of a lame heroine, who is constantly victimized and completely depends on others to make sure she's ok!
Ah well, we guess that's why Mz. Meyer made her into a vamper for the last part of her final novel…
At least now Bella is supernaturally strong so that she can save herself FOR ONCE!