That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Poor Ariel Winter!
First she has to remove herself from the alleged physical and emotional abuse at the hands and mouth of her mother.
And now she has Courtney Stodden giving her advice!
That's right! When Courtney heard about the underage Modern Family star dating an 18-year-old, she had some pearls of wisdom to offer. She said:
"I think it's awesome! As long as they're in love, it's okay. They should get married!"
Has a childbride ever advised against getting married? That's pretty much Courtney's answer for everything!
"How do you feel about Mediterranean food tonight, Courtney?"
"OMG, I totally wanna marry it! Also, the sensual ribbon of hummus grasps the falafel in a tender embrace of ecstasy! ;)!" LOLz!
Moral of this story? Don't you be taking advice from her, Ariel. You've got a good head on your shoulders. Do you!
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