No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
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Every-bod-ee gets a CAR! Or a sweater cape, or ANYTHING super luxurious Oprah LOVED in 2012!
We're not talking about some low-budget shiz either, cuz it's the most wonderful time of the year!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to get your first look at Oprah's Favorite Things of 2012!!
Why do you care about the best, most tear-jerking giveaway show (besides Extreme Make-over: Home Edition) on the face of the earth??
Cuz this year there's a TWIST!
This year ANYONE can win a chance to come to her show. Yeah, we're kinda excited!