It's finally here!
Ch-ch-check it out
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Nope, this one actually has nothing to do with R-Patz!
Yesterday's Breaking Dawn: Part 2 black carpet premiere was a once in a lifetime event, filled with excitement, anticipation, and more than a bit of teary-eyed nostalgia.
Yet the faint aroma of desperation also polluted the air. It clung to Kristen Stewart as a speck of doodoo might cling to the inside of an otherwise pristine toilet bowl.
But why?! Is she not the girl with everything?
"I'm kinda desperate to get a job right now. I'm itching to go back to work."
You could always moonlight as a ski instructor, LOLz!
We imagine you'll find another acting gig soon, but, if not, California makes collecting unemployment totes easy!!
Either way, those are problems for another day!!
Shooting the Twilight Saga was surely tiring and you've earned a reprieve!!
"I feel really good. I'm trying to take in every single one of these moments. I don't want to miss one."
Glad to hear it!
As BD2 opens wide this week, you should just
kick back and relax! keep refreshing the site tracking box office numbers and plan ways to spend your kajillions!
[Image via Apega/WENN.]