He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
[Image via TLC.]
How BUTTerly awesome!
But never before has Madge used her backside specifically to raise money for a good cause!
"[I'm] showing [my] naked ass for Hurricane Sandy victims. If you are going to look at the crack of my ass, you better raise some cash."
Her Madgesty encouraged the audience to throw money on stage which would go directly to help the Hurricane Sandy relief effort, and proceeded to light up Madison Square Garden with her radiant bottom-moon.
AND not only did Madonna use her ASS to help Hurricane Sandy victims, girl used her whole body to ASSist those displaced by the storm earlier on in that same day when she visited the Rockaways in Queens!
We obviously love your ass, Madge, but we love it even more when it's using its power for good!
[Image via WENN.]