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Lindsay Lohan Goes Retro! NEW '50s-Inspired Trailer For The Canyons Has Arrived! Watch HERE!

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Remember when we saw the last preview for The Canyons, and said that it MAY actually be good enough to get its star Lindsay Lohan and her career back on track?

Well, we probably should have waited on making THAT judgment call until we heard some of the flick's actual DIALOGUE!

A SECOND theatrical trailer for the Bret Easton Ellis-penned film starring porn star James Deen and the troubled starlet has just dropped, and while it's supposed to be in the style of a '50s melodrama - much like its predecessor's take on '70s thriller - that's no excuse for some of the LAUGHABLE acting going on in the actual footage!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

Seriously?! WOW.

We hate to say it, but it MAY be best for someone to stick to his porn career, because given the emotional range of some of what he was delivering, we were half expecting him to whip his junk out at any moment!

And worse yet, LiLo doesn't fare any better!

Yeesh!

What do U think?? Does this one have the potential to be so bad it's good??

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22 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Goes Retro! NEW '50s-Inspired Trailer For The Canyons Has Arrived! Watch HERE!”

  1. pisskopf says – reply to this


    1

    du bist ein arschloch



  2. 2

    Looks like the start of an SNL skit.

  3. MJ says – reply to this


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    And yet….in spite of all the criticism you have an ad for "Liz and Dick" where Lindsay weezes through the dialogue. How can you even promote such crap? There really isn't any integrity any more, it's a lost concept.



  4. 4

    Don't you even understand what type of film this is?
    It's a pastiche, it's irony, it's third degree humour.
    But then, you love boys bands. Your intelligence is warped.

  5. maggie says – reply to this


    5

    Awful! I guess this will be going in the .99¢ bin anytime soon.



  6. 6

    won't see it. disappointed in anything that promotes it. Lindsay is washed up. She's just a theiving, lying LIAR THIEF who thinks she is still relevant.

  7. gwen01 says – reply to this


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    I thought it was a joke but in rethinking I suspect that the film was going to be a flop no matter what so go with a b rated version of movies in the 50's. That way when the critics laugh their heads off the producers can say it was done as a mockery of those movies..non the less if lindsay had a career she would have never signed up for this and since she did I am guessing she knows that her career is just above acting in pornos. Bye LL you did it to yourself.



  8. 8

    Looks like this thing was recorded by a bunch of teenagers on their iphones. Although coming to think of it, teenagers have done WAY better movies using just their iphones. This is bad. Very bad.

  9. david says – reply to this


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    skanky, coke-bloated whore who trashed liz's trailer, steals and steals and grifts and grifts. she does not deserve anyone's attention.



  10. 10

    oh honey :(
    She was such a good little actress… where did it all go wrong



  11. 11

    Re: MJ – perez would promote anything for the almighty BUCK, between promoting Chris Brown, the kardashians, liz and dick. You can always tell who is paying him.

  12. david says – reply to this


    12

    Re: onefinn – you forgot $cientology.



  13. 13

    Re: david – sorry, actually too many to list. I'm sure he would support chick fil a if they paid him. Of course half his post are just for getting comments to prove to his advertisers someone reads his posts. Guess we fell for it.



  14. 14

    omg! I just remembered what the bad acting in this movie reminded me of! Have you guys seen those 1-800 CONTACTS ads? The ones that go: "Look with your special eyes"? BWAHAHAHAAHA. So melodramatic…

  15. @v@ says – reply to this


    15

    The male actors look 12. Anyone with facial hair would be good.
    All I could see was expressionless duck lips.



  16. 16

    WOW. This is embarassing.



  17. 17

    I'm assuming she's too desperate to be embarrassed with this piece of turd.



  18. 18

    Mario, you are too quick to open your massive mouth on many occassions and make a total ass of yourself. That is why no-one likes you and you are a laughing stock! This coked out thieving whore has not produced anything of quality as an adult. She is a total waste of space she and her family near to be relocated to the the far wilderness and left there so they can't bore/annoy us anymore…..



  19. 19

    Perez, despite what you have heard, this IS porn, nothing more.



  20. 20

    will we see james deen's peen? oh wait…



  21. 21

    lol.

  22. Bevi says – reply to this


    22

    As if.
    Cough gag retch…..