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Courtney Stodden Set To Celebrate Thanksgiving…With A Pole Dance Performance At A Gay Bar!
Well, we think it's safe to say that Thanksgiving just got a whole lot more uncomfortable this year!
We've all seen Courtney Stodden pose sexily in pumpkin patches for Halloween, as well as with 'Santa' for Christmas, so it's no surprise that this year, she has found her very own way to pay tribute to Turkey Day…and yes, it involves a stripper pole!
That's right, Doug Hutchison's teen bride will be appearing at the iconic West Hollywood gay club The Abbey on November 21st to perform her original single, Reality, while pole-dancing!
"I'm super excited, it's going to be such a fun night! You can expect to see a whole lot of sexy—me singing live and super-hot backup dancers! I wouldn't say I'm nervous, but since it's my first live performance, I'm feeling a tad anxious—but in a good way! Oh, my goodness, the Abbey is the biggest gay nightclub in the world! I love, adore and respect the gay community so much and can't wait to meet everyone. I can't think of anywhere else to spend Thanksgiving! The singers who've influenced me the most are Nancy Sinatra, Marilyn Monroe, Michael Jackson, Rosemary Clooney, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera."
And something tells us that we'll be able to detect nuances in your performance that really show how each of them individually influenced your vocal stylingz, gurl!
Thankful doesn't even BEGIN to cover the emotions we're feeling about this all right now!
Mostly because it's trumped by terror and a tinge of nausea! LOLz!
But hey! Who knows?!
Maybe she'll really treat us to something special and ALSO perform her first musical masterpiece, Don't Put It On Me, Girl!
Finger's crossed!
[Images via Araya Diaz / Wireimage.]
Tags: courtney stodden, don039t put it on me girl, doug hutchison, new single, performance, pole dance, reality, teen bride, thanksgiving, the abbey, uncomfortable
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So is her mom saying she's still a good Christian girl now?
Why does this person get press? What the hell is wrong with you people?
International Pin Up girl?!? Um…..huh?!?
What a way to CHEAPEN Thanksgiving, especially from a whore who's never been Thankful For or Given anything in her life…
Who is this skank to be publicized anywhere? Has she done anything worthy of being called a pinup? Women, tilting your head back like you're waiting for the money shot, does not, I repeat, does not make you look attractive. Get thee to the plank skank!
Courtney, How's that Porn Career going?
I find the statement "Her hit single 'Reality"" very ironic.
Funny to me how she has changed her hair and makeup in the most recent pics I have seen of her and now looks like Shane from Couples Therapy
Re: Aleya – I was just about to say the same thing, she is totally trying to look exactly like Shane, too bad she's still just a trashy whore, a lost little girl who doesn't have her own identity. Shane is much more beautiful so I'm sure thats why she went full out creepy stalker and tried to become her.
SHE GOT CANNED FROM THE ABBEY….NOT NEWS GO PLAY WITH YOUR GIFS PERVREZ!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!! "Pop culture icon?" Okay, so you're underage and marry some barely heard of, older actor. THAT makes you an icon? I think she should just make a career out of sitting in front of the camera, making those stupid facial expressions. In fact, that right there is probably the highlight of her "career".
nothing like hainving an ignorant child rub againsta poll for a "holiday" that slaps native americans in the face…god i hope she's impotent.
Yep, read elsewhere she got cancelled, reasons not known.
Saw her mother's interview on Couples Therapy and that woman/momager is a CRACKHEAD. The way she runs her mouth is typical of a crack-addicted, the same as those people from that show Intervention. Seems like the daughter-mother duo calculated the marriage with that old douchebag Doug to launch their own careers. If he wasn't a Hollywood guy, I don't think she would've allowed the daughter to marry.
Re: Neely – That makes sense. If Doug was a 51-year-old truck driver or a salesman, she would be just a statistic's number, nobody would even know who she is. She would be just a teenager marrying a regular, old guy. But because the dude had a career in Hollywood, that popped their greedy interest in marrying ASAP to put them out there in the map. Now the guy has no career, no money, a dumb wife and a a freaking monster-in-law banging in his ears. What a nightmare. I guess he's regretting every minute of it.
Re: Aleya – OMG, I thought the exact same thing - uber-blond hair and red, red mouth it totally Shane's look
No she doesn't. A lot of blondes go blonder and wear red lipstick, dumbass.
Re: Aleya – No she doesn't. A lot of blondes go blonder and wear red lipstick, dumbass.
Re: RainbowBrite – You're not too bright, Rainbow. I bet you're not religious at all. Go be concerned over your own sins.