Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
Well, we think it's safe to say that Thanksgiving just got a whole lot more uncomfortable this year!
We've all seen Courtney Stodden pose sexily in pumpkin patches for Halloween, as well as with 'Santa' for Christmas, so it's no surprise that this year, she has found her very own way to pay tribute to Turkey Day…and yes, it involves a stripper pole!
That's right, Doug Hutchison's teen bride will be appearing at the iconic West Hollywood gay club The Abbey on November 21st to perform her original single, Reality, while pole-dancing!
"I'm super excited, it's going to be such a fun night! You can expect to see a whole lot of sexy—me singing live and super-hot backup dancers! I wouldn't say I'm nervous, but since it's my first live performance, I'm feeling a tad anxious—but in a good way! Oh, my goodness, the Abbey is the biggest gay nightclub in the world! I love, adore and respect the gay community so much and can't wait to meet everyone. I can't think of anywhere else to spend Thanksgiving! The singers who've influenced me the most are Nancy Sinatra, Marilyn Monroe, Michael Jackson, Rosemary Clooney, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera."
And something tells us that we'll be able to detect nuances in your performance that really show how each of them individually influenced your vocal stylingz, gurl!
Thankful doesn't even BEGIN to cover the emotions we're feeling about this all right now!
Mostly because it's trumped by terror and a tinge of nausea! LOLz!
But hey! Who knows?!
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