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Fifty Shades Of Grey Is Now Grounds For A Divorce

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First it was fixing love lives and now it’s ruining them! Noooo!

A saucy British minx bought Fifty Shades of Grey in the hopes that it would add some spice to her love life with her high-powered banker hubby.

It didn't help, but it did bring "mommy porn" into play as grounds for a divorce!

The woman’s lawyer, Amanda McAlister, explained the situation, saying:

“She thought their sex life had hit a rut – he never remembered Valentine’s Day and he never complimented her on her appearance. So she bought sexy underwear in an attempt to get her husband more involved. She said, ‘Let’s make things more interesting.’ But when he still didn’t take any notice she told him he had a boring attitude to sex and she was fed up. He went ballistic when he found out the name of the book she was reading and told her, ‘It’s all because you have been reading that bloody book.’”

Luckily for all involved, the husband admitted to, what he called, “unreasonable behavior” and is settling so that it doesn’t go to court. Then, his libido might be called into question and no one wants their sex life aired out on the stand!

The lawyer also added:

“There has been a real shift in sexual attitudes. It used to be the men who complained they weren’t getting enough nookie in the bedroom. But now it’s the women who are calling their husbands boring after reading books like Fifty Shades.”

If everyone just had more sex, the world would be a happier place! Ha!

We’re glad the couple was able to settle things amicably, and maybe now the lady will be able to find her Christian Grey out there!

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3 comments to “Fifty Shades Of Grey Is Now Grounds For A Divorce”



  1. 1

    I really liked it!! As well as this new female rapper JAZI! She just dropped a new music video IDGAF! Her movement is powerful! "Little Girl Big Dreams" ! This is definitely Media Worthy!!



  2. 2

    i dare not read it or ill feel deprived …

    the fallacy is men want sex all the time maybe in the 20s but 30s-40s more like old men scratching selfs on couch…

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    If you liked (or hated) “50 Shades of Grey,” check out “Anything For Georgetown And Other Stories” on Smashwords.com. Brilliant, beautiful Monica meets new guidance counselor Gabe Houlihan. He offers to help her get into Georgetown University, but is she willing to give up her racy past, her bullying of other students and her stripping parties for the school of her choice? Not only that, but will she agree to be punished via spanking and tickling for her transgressions? Now in print at Lulu.com! Ebook available at Smashwords.com. (Be sure to deactivate the adult filter!)