First it was fixing love lives and now it’s ruining them! Noooo!
A saucy British minx bought Fifty Shades of Grey in the hopes that it would add some spice to her love life with her high-powered banker hubby.
It didn't help, but it did bring "mommy porn" into play as grounds for a divorce!
“She thought their sex life had hit a rut – he never remembered Valentine’s Day and he never complimented her on her appearance. So she bought sexy underwear in an attempt to get her husband more involved. She said, ‘Let’s make things more interesting.’ But when he still didn’t take any notice she told him he had a boring attitude to sex and she was fed up. He went ballistic when he found out the name of the book she was reading and told her, ‘It’s all because you have been reading that bloody book.’”
Luckily for all involved, the husband admitted to, what he called, “unreasonable behavior” and is settling so that it doesn’t go to court. Then, his libido might be called into question and no one wants their sex life aired out on the stand!
The lawyer also added:
“There has been a real shift in sexual attitudes. It used to be the men who complained they weren’t getting enough nookie in the bedroom. But now it’s the women who are calling their husbands boring after reading books like Fifty Shades.”
If everyone just had more sex, the world would be a happier place! Ha!
We’re glad the couple was able to settle things amicably, and maybe now the lady will be able to find her Christian Grey out there!